Friday night we decided to take the 22 Fillmore. We approached the bus stop and a woman was talking on the phone. “Did she tell you about that guy she went on a date with from Craig’s List? He showed up wearing flip-flops! Who wears flip-flops in the winter? I know! And then she made out with him anyway. And she’s going to see him again! I know!”

The bus arrived. As we sat down I gestured toward the talker and said “She’s having the best conversation.”

He asked “Would you like to move closer so we can hear?”

And so we got up and sat behind her.