Dear Ralph Nader
Are you kidding me? Are you f’n kidding me? What’s with the ego, man? Would you rather your legacy be consumer safety or egotistical douche bag?
Oh, and Matt Gonzalez, you are dead to me. And you look just as insane as Nader in that photo, FYI.



Now I know where to find the most insightful political analysis. Thank you for clarifying a most complex issue. And OMG, what did he do to his hair?