Here is a sampling of the texts that came my way in France.

Tom: You’ve now faked out the pros which means you ain’t faking any more.

Monique: Are French bears actually fat?

Candace: Chanel dress??

Doug: Enjoy that Frenchy meat and cheese!

Ted: Moxie still waiting for you, sleeping on your side of the bed.

Jules: Objet Volant!